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1.  Message from the Queen of the Northern and Southern Hemispheres (feat Zai’s mom)

8.  Hippie People

2.  I Wanna Be a DJ on BFM!

9.  Susu Soya (PETA Mix)

3.  I Wanna Be a Greenie (feat Bono Sox)

10.                Michelin Man

4.  Lim Guan Eng

11.                Perkakasa (Jom Lepak kat IKANO mix)

5.  Justin Bieber is a Hamster

12.                Vatican Day Care Center

6.  Everybody Wants to be Daryl Goh

13.                Lovers Lie In the Shade of Eyjafjallajökull While I Pick Through My Unrealized Aspirations Lying of the Cusp of The New Paradigm That is An Absence of Platonic Love (screw Mogwai, this is real mix)

7.  Finland People

 

 

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SING ALONG!!!

I want to be a DJ on BFM

 

Chorus:

 

G                          C              D

I want to be a DJ on BFM

I want to be a DJ on BFM

I want to be a DJ on BFM

G

That would be Grand!

 

Verse:

 

C

Everything sounds clever, when you speaking in British

G

News is more believable, presented in British

C

Music sounds better, when the DJ speaks British

D

God Save the Queen oi oi! pass the fish and chips!

 

Chorus

 

Ordering food is sexier, when you speak in British

Chicken tikka masalla, all the dishes British

Soccer is called Football when you're speaking in British

God Save the Queen!

 

Chorus

 

Children sound more evil when they're speaking in British

Brown people look whiter when they're speaking in British

Our Asian eyes get rounder when we're speaking in British

God Save the Queen!

 

 

Solo over chorus progression

 

 

Bridge:

 

A                                                              C

Can you understand what I'm saying?

Some British mumbling

 

A                                                              C

This is radio so there's no subtitles!

C                                          D

Some British mumbling


Lim Guan Eng

 

A                            G          C  G A

Lim Guan Eng , Emperor of Penang 2x

A

He control all the Cina

G

He control all the macha

C

He control all the electronics

G

He control the economics

He control the nasi kandar

Worship him, he is emperor

In his palace, with concubines

Eunuchs high on turpentine

Lim Guan Eng! Emperor of Penang 2x

Now Penang is world heritage site!

The turtles can lay their eggs there!

And Lim Guan Eng will harvest the eggs

And subject them to gamma radiation

And make his mutant ninja turtle army! To take over Gerakan!!!

Gerakan! Gerakan! Where are you Gerakan! 2x

Now all you have lost your relevance and all you can do is eat your chicken rice.


Susu Soya

 

E

Susu soya untuk kita

A

Susu haiwan untuk gwailo

D                A

Marilah minum susu soya

 

Dulu gwailo jajah kita

Paksa minum susu haiwan

Dutch lady, Nespray, Mama lactogen

 

Susu mereka kawal kita

Tanam getah, korek bijih

Macam haiwan peliharaan

 

Susu haiwan senang basi

Nanti jadi warna hijau

Susu soya, tahan seribu tahun (macam twinkies)

 

Susu soya dari pokok

Susu haiwan dari tetek

Haiwan yang sedih dan dikurung

 

Pokok soya, bebas hidup

Tanah hitam, tanah gambut

Tidak ditindas atau disebat

 

Susu soya, susu Asia

Susu haiwan, susu neraka

Susu soya, satu Malaysia! ...to fade

 

Chorus

A                    E

Maaaaari lah

Minuuummmm susu soya

Diperbuat oleh tumbuhan

Melalui tindakbalas fotosintesis

FOTOSINTESIS! (Kimia best!)

 


Justin Beiber is a Hamster

 

E

Run Justin Run!

C                                                    B

The lumberjacks are after you

Run my little hamster

The cage monsters are here to eat you

 

You're squashed by bouncy balls

I hear you scream you little rodent

Run towards your cage

A tasty meal of hamster pellets

 

Run Justin Run!

Run like hell you little hamster!

You look over the edge

And Liberace's coming at ya!

 

Chorus

 

D                          G          A

Are you cold in Canada

The great white north that is Canada?

 

From Vancouver to Nova Scotia

From Calgary to Regina

The funny French talk Quebecouis

All the Newfies trying to change a light bulb

 

Its so cold in Canada

Its so cold in Canada

 

Everybody calls him Canada

Everybody calls him Canada

 

Fade out


Everybody Wants to Be Daryl Goh

 

Lyrics

 

Chorus

B                      A                    F#

Every body wants to be Daryl Goh

 

 

Verse

 

B

Like Hang Tuah and Hang Li Po

A

From Melaka, comes Daryl Goh

 

Parameswara, lived long ago

That is not so, with Daryl Goh (HE LIVES IN THE PRESENT)

 

***

Is he Chinese? Or Serani?

One thing we know, he likes babi

He likes football, maybe rugby

Tengok bola, sampai pagi

***

 

He was a geek, now super star

DJ, with Bunga

Spinning tunes, from the 80's

The nonyas throw their panties (Daryl Goh, have our babies!!!)

***

 

Shahruk Khan, Melaka dato

Daryl Goh makan cencaluk

They do not know, about Daryl Goh

Loved by all, even homos.

 

Daryl Goh, number 1

Daryl Goh, have my son

Daryl Goh, we will follow

From Perlis, down to Johor

 

****

 

Chorus and fade out

 

God help me, I want to be Daryl Goh

My children want to be Daryl Goh

Your mama wants to be Daryl Goh

The punk rock scene wants to be Daryl Goh

The goth kids want to be Daryl Goh

Jim Jarmusch wants to be Daryl Goh

Leonard Cohen wants to be Daryl Goh

Bob Dylan wants to be Darul Goh

Michelin Man

 

Michelin Man, Michelin Man, where are you now Michelin Man

I'm singing in a band, said Michelin Man, dancing with Jamie Foxx in Japan

 

I'm all woman, I'm all woman, I'm all woman said Michelin Man

See my breasts, my mighty breasts, they can shade a dozen children

 

 

Bob De Niro, Bob De Niro, Bob De Niro met Michelin man

Bob got scared, so damn scared, he was so scared, he peed his pants

 

Don't want yo husband, don't want yo husband, don't want yo husband, Bob he sweared

Let me go, safe and sound, back to my family, O' Michelin Man

 

Bob come here, Bob come here, Bob come here, screamed Michelin Man

We gots everything your heart desires, desire me, cried Michelin Man

 

My man's away, my man's away, screwin some 'ho on a submarine

That submarine, can't fucking sink, its a floating submarine (French submarines float!).

 

Chorus

 

I don't know you

I see you, every where

Even if you're behind mount Everest

I can see that crown of flaming hair!

 

Please don't kill me, please don't kill me, please don't kill me Michelin Man

 


Finland People

 

D                                           C                   G

Finland people, cannot make mobile phone

Japanese people make superior phones

 

Finland people, their eyes are very big

Cannot see, small circuitry

 

Japanese people, their eyes are very small

Can see small components, more easily

 

Finland people very tall

Cannot get close to the circuit board

 

Japanese people, very short

Easier to reach circuit board

 

Finland people, only catch fish (and reindeer)

Japanese people, catch mighty whale (for research)

 

One whale can feed entire village

One fish can only feed, one large Caucasian

 

Finland got hairy Vikings

Japan got samurai

 

Finland Vikings rape and pillage

Japanese samurai, just watch hentai


Lagu Pertubuhan Perkakasa

E                                G

Jangan cabar mangkuk kami!

Jangan cabar kerusi kami!

Jangan kelirukan sudu kami!

Jangan pemainkan pembuka botol kami!

A                                D

Kamu mahu jajah perabut kami?

Mahu lemahkan perkakas kami?

Mahu menjahilkan peralatan kami?

Mahu memusnahkan sudip kami?

Spoken: Kami akan tentang!. Biar mati anak, jangan mati mangkuk!!


E                                       G                                  A

Perkakasa! Perkakasa! Melindungkan mangkuk anda!

Perkakasa! Perkakasa! Jangan kamu cuba cabar!

Perkakasa! Perkakasa! Perabut rotan maha kuasa!

Perkakasa! Perkakasa! Penyapu lidi untuk semua!

Fade out to:

Ini mangkuk! Bukan Fagrik! Fagrik itu mangkuk!


HIPPIE PEOPLE

 

Hippie people, cannot eat meat

Only soy products, and artificial chicken

Hippie people, want to save world

But are so high, they live in orbit

Hippie people, smell very bad

Kenot take shower, wasting water

Hippie people, are very hairy

If they shave themselves, they are very scary

Hippie people are Caucasian

You never see a brother, or an asian (except for you posers)


Vatican Day Care Center

 

Intro (Tubular Bells)

 

Et tu Brutus

Sic in omnibus

 

Ettu Bono Vox

Vommitus tuneus

 

Post Joshua tree

Est excrementus

 

U2 non maximus

commodo subsisto iam

 

Mommy and daddy work all day!

We get sent away to play

To Uncle Ben’s Day Care Center!

 

Hop, hop, hop! Skip, skip, skip!

Come and play with uncle Benedict

At Uncle Ben’s Care Center!

 

Look at Mary, look at Bert!

Playing under Father Murphy’s skirt!

At Uncle Ben’s Care Center!

 

All the kids climb to get the hat

Brother Hans wets his underpants

At Uncle Ben’s Care Center!

 

Semper ubi sub ubi!

Demum, veniunt porci

At Uncle Ben’s Care Center!

 

nos gero haud induviae

nos amo-oo lu-uu-do

At Uncle Ben’s Care Center!

 


I wanna be a Greenie

 

D G A

My car runs on love

My computer runs on acid

My fridge runs on… cow dung

My brain’s run away (I have vacuum in my head!)

I wanna be a greenie: I wanna use renewable energy

You wanna be a greenie: You wanna use clean energy

So lets jump on the train and shout!

Hydrocarbons are bad!

Nuclear energy is bad!

I don’t really know why!

cos the guy in the hemp shirt said they’re bad

And he’s on Discovery Channel, so he must be right!

I wanna be a greenie till fade


Lovers Lie In the Shade of Eyjafjallajökull While I Pick Through My Unrealized Aspirations Lying of the Cusp of The New Paradigm That is An Absence of Platonic Love

 

 

Some dumb ass post rock lyrics about Iceland